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Olivine Fights Global Warming

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NY Times: Climate Tools Seek to Bend Nature’s Path

By HENRY FOUNTAIN

It’s called geoengineering, and its possibilities, like reflective droplets in the sky and rocks that remove carbon dioxide, are gaining momentum.

Rebuttal By: The Anti-New York Times

Today's chosen story can be filed in the "Ya just can't make this stuff up" folder. But it does provide a much needed laugh in light of such a deteriorating world situation. Take heart my fellow Americans. Compared to the Marxist morons of Europe, American libtards almost seem reasonable. From The Netherlands, with insanity:

The solution to global warming, Olaf Schuiling says, lies beneath our feet.

"For Dr. Schuiling, a retired geochemist, climate salvation would come in the form of olivine, a green-tinted mineral found in abundance around the world. When exposed to the elements, it slowly takes carbon dioxide from the atmosphere.

Olivine has been doing this naturally for billions of years, but Dr. Schuiling wants to speed up the process by spreading it on fields and beaches and using it for dikes, pathways, even sandboxes. Sprinkle enough of the crushed rock around, he says, and it will eventually remove enough CO2 to slow the rise in global temperatures."

Dr. Schuiling walking on his magic Olivine pebbles. The Heat Miser is not happy!

Olivine, eh Dr. Schuiling? Maybe I could sprinkle some in my cat's litter box, or perhaps on top of my morning cereal? That ought to keep those melting ice-caps from swamping our shorelines. Brilliant! Of course, Sulzberger's Slimes would give this crackpot front page validation, while the 1000's of real scientists who refute the Global Warming Fairy Tale are treated as if they don't even exist.

But the rantings of the demented Dutchman pale in comparison to what others are suggesting. At least natural olivine pebbles are harmless. What others are proposing (and already doing) is not! From the article:

"One geoengineering approach would mimic this kind of volcanic action by spraying sulfuric acid droplets into the stratosphere. Planes, modified to fly higher than commercial flights, might be one way to do this at a relatively low cost. Giant tethered balloons might be another.

Computer simulations have shown that it would have a near-immediate effect on temperatures; how much would depend on the quantity and size of the droplets."

The Times has inadvertently confirmed the "conspiracy theory" of chem-trails. 

In their attempts to cool the earth, might these Frankensteins and their chem-trails actually bring about disastrous "Global Cooling"? Not to worry. If it gets too cold, we can just fire-up our coal plants again and add some warmingCO2 back into the atmosphere. Cooling - warming - cooling - warming. It's all good.

Without intending to do so, The Times has made of satirical caricature of itself. Though it's doubtful that many of the libtards who worship this glorified bird-cage liner will realize it. To the contrary, we should expect many of them to go online and order bags of "olivine" for their flower gardens.

Chocolate flavored Ovilene; just a spoonful a day keeps the Heat Miser at bay.