NY Times: Ivanka Trump’s Chinese-Made Scarves Are Recalled
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Just how low will the Axis of Evil stoop to attack its adversaries? It was only last month that an envelope containing mysterious white powder was mailed to the New York City apartment of Eric Trump, one of Donald's sons. (here) About that same time, old semi-nudes of Trump's wife, an ex-model, were circulated in Utah. Now comes word from the Feds that the line of women's scarves marketed by Trump's daughter, Ivanka, is being recalled due to "safety" reasons.
Obongo's Consumer Product Safety Commission announced that 20,000 Ivanka Trump-branded
scarves violate the U.S. Federal Flammability Standard. The scarves, manufactured in China and made of rayon, may catch fire!
“This is a dangerous product,” said Scott Wolfson, a spokesman for the C.P.S.C. --- a regulatory body run by Elliot F. Kaye (cough cough) and Robert S. Adler (cough cough).
1- Melania, Eric and Ivanka have all been attacked --- but the Piranha Press is more concerned about Trump's "tone".
2- "Flammable scarves", eh Mr. Kaye?
It matters not that there have been zero customer complaints and zero reported cases of injuries from these magically-igniting scarves. All it took to embarrass Ivanka was for Obongo's regulators to oh-so-conveeeniently notice the scarves online and test them for flammability. We can just imagine how those experiments went -- "Throttle-up the flame-thrower to full blast .... now pour on some gasoline ... keep blasting ... There you go!"
Consumers are advised to return Ivanka's scarves, which are sold online and at various department stores, to receive full refunds. Oh well, Ivanka, don't feel too bad. At least the Globo-Mafia's street henchmen didn't force you to flee the country in fear for your life --- like when Putin's daughter, Maria, had to leave Holland after her identity was outed by "activists" who called for protests outside of her home!
FLASHBACK / JULY, 2014
Vladimir Putin's Daughter Flees £2million Dutch Penthouse Flat as Fury Grows Over Jet Tragedy
"Once it became known the 29-year-old had a £2million apartment not far from the Dutch airport where the doomed jet left on its final, tragic journey, the angry protests quickly started.
There were demands for Maria to be deported and one Twitter user posted: “Its time you leave BITCH.”
Another wrote: “Very convenient that Maria Putina lives so close to The Hague. Won’t have to go far to see her father’s trial.”
"The Russian leader's daughter Maria, 29, and boyfriend Jorrit Faasen have gone into hiding as anger mounts in the Netherlands."
Maria can come hide out at my place anytime, Vlad --- with all respect, of course.
(Just kidding, Sherrie)
In light of the dirty and dastardly attacks upon the innocent daughters of Messrs. Trump and Putin, perhaps Ross Perot -- 1992 anti-Globalist independent candidate for President who was actually leading both Papa Bush and Bill Clinton before he dropped out -- wasn't being so "crazy" after all when he cited "threats against my daughter" as the reason for his sudden and stunning decision to quit the race. (here) Yes indeed, these N.W.O. monsters from Hell are capable of anything.
Independent front-runner Perot became a national laughing stock after he quit, and then re-entered, the 1992 QFS (Quadrennial Freak Show). Perhaps the threats to humiliate his daughter were real?
Boobus Americanus 1: I read an article in the New York Times about a safety recall being issued for Ivanka Trump's line of scarves. They were shown to be flammable.
Boobus Americanus 2: Evidently, the apple must not fall far from the tree.
"Evidently, the New York Metss Apple at Citi Field musst have fallen on your head --- you @#&$%^ dim-witted cretin!"
(I wonder if those scarves come in kitty sizes.)
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