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NY Times: Bin Laden's Son Threatens Revenge Against US

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

REBUTTAL BY

It has been fifteen years since the attacks of 9-11-2001; and 5 years since Navy Seal Team 6 "got bin Laden" (rolling eyes sarcastically) -- before some of Team 6 themselves died in a tragic "helicopter accident" just 12 weeks later. (here) Now, just when you thought it was safe to take in a Broadway play or visit the Statue of Liberty, Hamza Bin Laden, the now grown-up son of 9/11 "mastermind" Osama Bin Laden, has emerged -- vowing revenge in an online audio message "believed to be from him."

Excuse us for a moment....

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA ,HA, HA!!!!

Son of Bin Laden! That's a good one!!!

Rebutted bits of bovine excrement from the article:

Slimes / Associated Press: Al-Qaida's media arm...

Rebuttal: Al Qaeda's "media arm?" What the frickety frack is that? These deceiving comedy writers make it sound like Al Qaeda TM has its own satellites, TV studios, radio stations, producers, editors, reporters, newscasters and press agents. In reality, this "media arm" consists solely of anonymous web posters publishing anonymous comments, audios and videos.

We here at The Anti-New York Times (the "media arm" of TomatoBubble.com) have learned that it was SITE, an Israeli source run by Mossad agent Rita Katz, that "discovered" this audio.

From The Independent (UK):

"Hamza bin Laden promised to continue the global militant group's fight against the United States and its allies in the 21-minute speech entitled "We Are All Osama," according to the SITE Intelligence Group, an organization that tracks white supremacist and jihadi organizations online." (here)

Credit Rita Katz's SITE for images:

ISIS Man "beheads" Alan Henning. ISIS Men "behead" a whole bunch of Christians! ISIS Man

"beheads" Kenji Goto 

Rita the "terrorism expert" and veteran of the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) speaks on CNN speaks about the "beheadings" that only her SITE group has been able to document.

Slimes / Associated Press: ... has released an audio in which the purported son of the late al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden threatens revenge against the U.S. for assassinating his father.

Rebuttal: This theme of the son taking revenge for his father reminds your baby-boomer reporter here of the Spider Man comic book stories I so enjoyed as a child. Years after the evil character known as the "Green Goblin" (aka Norman Osborne) was seemingly killed off or disappeared, the son, Harry Osborne, donned his father's Goblin's suit and brought the psychotic character back to terrorize New York.

This type of story line is what the unquestioning "adult" readers/viewers of Sulzberger's Slimes, FAUX News and the rest of the Piranha Press are actually taking seriously! Lord, give us strength.

1- The Amazing Spider Man: Issue 39 / 1966: Norman Osborne is the evil Green Goblin

2- The Spectacular Spider Man: Issue 183 / 1991: Harry Osborne returns to avenge his father.

3- Sophisticated student of Sulzberger's Slimes buys it hook, line and sinker.

Nothing like a good "son of" sequel to scare the stool out of the sheeple and revive interest in a played-out monster movie drama.

Slimes / Associated Press: In the video released by As-Sahab Saturday, Hamza bin Laden tells Americans that they are accountable for the decisions of their leaders. He says al-Qaida will continue waging jihad, or holy war, against the U.S. in response to its "oppression" of Muslims.

"If you think that your sinful crime that you committed in Abbottabad has passed without punishment, then you thought wrong," he says.

Rebuttal: Oooooooh! So scary!

Papa Bin Laden, the government-media complex assures us, was killed in a May 2011 raid at his compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan. Who can forget the exciting and iconic photo from the White House "situation room" on that fateful night?

When do us lowly subjects get to see the 'Bin Laden raid' video that the over-crowded White House ass-clowns (with blank open laptops?) were supposedly looking at so intently? Hmmmmm?

Slimes / Associated Press: Analysts speculate that he may be preparing to take over leadership of al-Qaida.

Translation: The Green Goblin is back! The script writers "analysts" (cough cough) say so.

Slimes / Associated: "We will continue striking you and targeting you in your country and abroad in response to your oppression of the people of Palestine, Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq, Yemen, Somalia and the rest of the Muslim lands that did not survive your oppression," Hamza said.

Rebuttal: Oh to be a fly on the wall and see Rita's script writers laughing their asses off as they ink and anonymously post this garbage from some back-room in Tel Aviv. It is indeed funny. Unfortunately, what the beyond corny "Son of Bin Laden" tale portends may be something far more deadly than it is humorous. Remember, the sons of the Green Goblin, King Kong, Dracula, Frankenstein and Godzilla were all introduced for the purpose of picking up where their dangerous daddies left off. 

Be afraid America. The little Green Goblin is all grown up now.

Boobus Americanus 1: I read in the New York Times today that Osama Bin Laden's son is vowing revenge for his father's death.

Boobus Americanus 2: This problem in the Muslim world isn't going to go away until we send all these terrorists to meet Allah and the 72 virgins.

"Awful frickin' funny how thesse 'Musslimss' only make their audioss and videoss available to that yenta Rita Catss, eh Boobuss?"