#GoldMedal Contest For #UglyAmerican

YOU BE THE OLYMPIC JUDGE:

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WHO SHOULD GET THE GOLD MEDAL FOR THE "UGLIEST AMERICAN" IN RIO?

Though it might seem hypocritical for a former juvenile delinquent and a former shelter cat to be casting dispersions on the behavior of today's "millennial" generation of Americans; let us say that even at the worst of our wilder days gone by, we would never, especially on a grand "world stage" in soneone else's home, have acted as disrespectfully, as stupidly, and as "ugly" as some of the young American Olympians did in Rio. It's going to be a tough call in awarding the "Gold Medal" for "ugliest" American athlete, so we will leave it up to our readers to choose the winner --- or shall we say, the loser?

The contestants are:

Hope Solo

Before the games had even started, women's team soccer goalie and long time drama-queen Hope Solo (35) offended "Zika infected" Brazil by posting a "selfie" while wearing a mosquito mask and holding a bottle of insect repellent. Brazilian spectators, undertandably offended, heckled her throughout the games. 

But Solo's ugliness didn't end there. After the U.S. was unexpectedly eliminated by a weaker Swedish team, sore loser Solo shocked everyone by lashing out during a press conference: "We lost to a bunch of cowards. The best team did not win today."

Attention-whore Solo began the games acting like an ass --- and ended acting like an even bigger ass.

Gabby Douglas

The 2012 Gold Medal winning gymnast again made a strong showing, but failed to advance to the final round when two fellow Americans (Simone Biles and Aly Raisman) scored slighty higher than her. Rather than cheer for her teammates as they competed for the Gold Medal, Douglass, 20, sat quietly and pouted.

As the best all-around national team of individual performers, Douglas and her team mates did win a Gold Medal. As the national anthem played for the winners on the stand, Douglas appeared to be pouting and was the only girl who didn't place her hand over her heart.

After having been elimated, sore loser Douglas had no desire to honor the national anthem nor to cheer for her teammates. Notice how disinterested she is as her other teammates (who had also been eliminated) cheer on for the remaining American girls.

Lilly King

Not understanding the political scheming behind the rigged allegations of "Russian doping", the ignorant and ugly American King made life miserable for Russian star Yulia Efimova. During a

televised interview, King caused a huge stir when she stated:

“You’re shaking your finger ‘No. 1’ and you’ve been caught for drug cheating. I’m not a fan.”

The 19 year-old butch-bully didn’t back down from her comments when she again spoke with reporters:

“That’s kind of my personality. I’m not just this sweet little girl.… If I do need to stir it up to put a little fire under my butt or anybody else’s, then that’s what I’m going to do."

Efimova later revealed how King's bullying antics, both in word and in body language, made the Olympic experience a stress-filled "nightmare" for her: 

"It was awful. She is young but she should understand more. The people who did not congratulate me because the media was full of fake stories about me. "But on the other hand I don’t really understand the foreign competitors. All athletes should be above politics, but they just watch TV and believe everything they read." I always thought the Cold War was long in the past. Why start it again, by using sport? I'd like my competitors to show at least a drop of understanding of my situation.

She (King) is young. She doesn't know how life is going on. I hope that she changes, changes her mind and everything."

Even after winning a Gold Medal, trash-talking King continued to disrespect and ignore Yufimova, her Russian rival (above, wrapped in Russian flag). Yufimova was ultimately driven to tears by King's ugliness and the international media's lies about Russian "doping."

Ryan Lochte

We recently did a piece on this ass-clown who staged a "robbery" and then fled Rio under suspicion of making a false police claim -- leaving his co-conspirators behind to get arrested just after boarding their own plane. Was this bizarre event a CIA-engineered stunt designed to damage Brazil's tourist industry for the government's resistance to the Globalists and embrace of Russia? Or was ringleader Ryan (32) just acting stupid after a night of drinking and vandalizing with some of his swim team teamates. What a disgrace!

Lyin' Lochte has since washed the stupid dye out of his hair and turned to CIA Matt Lauer to explain his latest version of events.